Decibel Penalty Auto-Pay
Section 1 ProtocolPursuant to Section 1 of the mimeCON Bylaws, vocalizations, sighs, sneezes, or audio breaches exceeding 0.0 dB carry an immediate mandatory assessment fee.
Auto-Settle Micro-Decibel Breach Fines
Automatically charge payment method immediately upon microphone detection of whisper frequencies.
Notification Preferences
Zero-AudioHaptic-Only Visual Signals
Flash screen border in subtle maroon when an agenda item starts. No audio chime will ever play.
Non-Verbal Dispatch Alerts
Receive push notifications rendered exclusively in unicode mime iconography (🖐️ 📦 🧱 🤫).
Emergency Acoustic Breach Alerts
Alert smartphone vibrator if someone speaks within a 15-foot radius of your attendee badge.
White Glove & Apparel Sizing
Conference SpecEmergency Box Containment Safety
Safety FirstIn the event you become trapped within an invisible glass box or imaginary wall structure during session workshops, designate a certified colleague who is authorized to pull you out with an invisible rope.